sunday dec11
christmas is coming..wooo..still trying to get into the Christmas mood haha. They were singing carols during service! after com meeting and all that, i went to dota with ivan and sam. was like 2 on 1 la (*so much for save money haha) after jon left. It was quite fun hahaha, turning them into all sorts of animals, cycloning them, on lothar's edge and walk around haha.we went to joe's house after that to watch some dvds and we watched DEUCE BIGALOW! EUROPEAN GIGALO! Its both hilarious and disgusting. There is like this super huge women he had to pimp and she wanted to breastfeed him. And there is another that has a hole in her oesophegus. wah, so disgusting la cos she apparently doesn't have much of a voice box and so her voice sounds damn mechanical. freaky. and when she drank the red wine, practically all her contents came shooting out of her hole! bleargh..oh but this is the worse of the lot. There was tis women whose mom was pregnat in Chernobyl (the nuclear accident) and so she was born with every part normal except her nose. It was apparently a man's defining piece( the thing that separates a man frm a women)! And she had it as a NOSE?! yuckkkkk!!! She wore this veil all the time and when she gets excited..toink* the thing would rise! wah so disgusting! but thats not the worse, when she sneeze, wah white fluids would come flying out!! And it splattered a few people in the face! But the best part was that her juice(i shall call it juice la) went flying into some guy's soup! it went like ploop and then he just scouped it up and put the whole thing in his mouth ignorantly!! YUCK!! EEW DISGUSTING GROSS!! There were other defining scenes. Deuce's pimp friend was peeing and there was a cat in the room and the cat suddenly bit his ****! ahahahahahaha, he was screaming and running around tryoing to get it off la hahahaha! bang on the door, walloped it with a hairbrush..damn funny..
posted by Cave II @ 9:48 AM
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