life is abstract

School is like a Dota Game

School is like a Dota Game. You have to gain exp to level up, to improve your skills to tackle more formidable heroes easily.

I must say i am beginning to aquire certain skills.

Teleport: Is a channelling spell. Takes time to move from place to place.

I have a knack for disappearing from my seat and suddenly appearing all over the classroom. My skill finally leveled up when one girl suddenly blurted out, ' WAH TEACHER, you teleport from where?!'

Blink: To teleport from one end of the classroom to the other instantly. Such a move has a cooldown. But it is rather short. Multiple blinks may lead to retinal damage. Always expect your foe to be surprised.

This is even faster than teleport. It requires lots of stamina and speed though.

Blink Strike: To teleport from one end of the classroom to the other instantly. Such a move has a cooldown. Once teleported, the skill will damage the foe. Expect unexpected results. Such as trembling.

My favourite. Combined with crippling fear, it is a potent combination guaranteed to snuff out any mischief. I love to practice this skill. To suddenly disappear from my seat and appear behind the boy who is happily jabbering away with his friend. From then, Crippling Fear takes over and the friend immediately realises i'm standing directly behind the boy. The friend shuts up. However, the boy is too engrossed in his own conversation to take notice. Only when the fear gains momentum that the full effect is felt. The boy realises his friend is not talking to him and is however trying hard to PRETEND to do his work. He becomes suspicious. Finally, he turns around. The Cobra Strikes.

Crippling Fear (Passive): Linked to Blink Strike. Foes around the area immediately get crippled with fear such that they lose speech and brain ability. I have to admit, i'm still working on it. Apparently, i am much too nice to most classes.

Dog and Bone: This skill has a high gold cost. Similar to the idea of rewarding.

Windwalk: To appear suddenly behind the foe. Backstab damage increases tremendously. Expect lots of grammy award nominations for best actor/actress who transform their misdemeanour into prime examples of 'studying hard'. Rather different from blink as people who possess Gem of True Sight (those paying attention) can see you.

I must say, i have met my fair share of good actors. Mostly on the telly. There are some outstanding individuals here however. There was this boy who trasnformed his act of throwing a water bottle at his friend into a back-scratcher! On top of that, he added the cherry on the cake by using his free hand to scratch his head, as if pondering on such a difficult question. Talk about good acting!

Scream of Pain: Skill with area effect. Such a skill has a high mana cost. Warning, may cause a sore throat. Yet, its effect is immediate. Instant silence results. Plus lots of foes covering their ears.

I have used this skill numerous times. However, i only use it in the rarest of circumstances. To maintain discipline usually...

Bash (passive). This attack results in stunning. However, the stunning period is rather irrational. Can range from 1 second to total silence.

So far, my bash percentage is rather low. Of all the scolding i have meted out, there are only a few who get stunned. So far no perma stun (permanent stun).

Evasion: This skill is a defense ability. Enemy heroes may use in verbal attacks to gain vengeance.

So far, my evasion is quite high. I usually ignore such wisecracks. Yet there are times when i receive damage. Result: Scream of Pain followed by Bash. Effect: Improve Crippling Fear.

Will Update Soon. When i aquire more skills.

posted by Cave II @ 12:30 AM