life is abstract

So toot that they are so cute!

the kids really make me laugh. A lot. With their hilarious answers and damn noob questions. I made them do a comprehension from their P3 english workbook. The passage was about manta-rays. Check out the answers. (excuse the grammatical mistakes btw. I'm just trying to follow the author's answer)

1: What does the manta ray's body look like?

Correct Answer: It is rather flat and shaped like a disc. It also has a long wingspan with a long spiny tail at the end.

Noob's Answer: It look like he mom and father. [ well, its technically correct... ]

4: Why do you think fishermen fear the manta-ray?

Correct Answer: They fear the manta ray because of its massive size and its long sharp tail.

Noob answer 1: the fisher man died [where got fisher man die? the passage never say anything ]

Noob answer 2: It is because it is very heavy and it make us pain [ sounds like an overweight massager during an overnight spa session gone wrong ]

5: Does the manta ray deserve its name 'the devil fish'! Give a reason for your answer.

Correct Answer: No because despite its appearance, it is a gentle giant of the sea that eats only tiny plants and plankton.

Noob answer 1: No, because it doesn't bit people. If you disturb the manta-ray, it will kill you

Noob answer 2: Yes because, it killed crocodile hunter


SO tooot!

posted by Cave II @ 6:12 PM