life is abstract: December 2005

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Boxing Day..

woke up late haha! well, nothing much for the day except that we went over to my aunt's place for dinner and it rocks..

lemme give up the lowdown on the awesome food..there was spaghetti with a thick pasta sauce with plenty of meat chunks, thyme(i tink tis thyme), seasonings like grounded pepper/salt and a whole bowl of cheese(parmesan?) and bottles of tobasco sauce. There was a huge smoked-duck(no the duck doesn't smoke and it didn't die of lung cancer) and a huge piece of ham with plenty of apple and cranberry sauce. There was also a huge pot of beefstew and lots of salad(rommaine lettuce, tomatoes, bread crumbs, thousand islands..) with lots of french rolls and butter blocks. It was really fantastic! Plus there was Swedish Pear Cider! haha, i'm old enough to drink! Its like apple cider but its made from pears and it tastes damn nice! There was also dry muscat(white wine) and lots of chocolate and chips..well, that meal sums up Christmas and what a meal to end it all :)!

Monday, December 26, 2005

Merry Christmas!!

i woke up late and rushed to Church..and when i arrived..the speaker was finishing LOL! Christmas is fantastic with the JAEL people! Thanks guys! And happy birthday to st. Andreas!

..and what is Christmas without a little Dota haha..crazy lar! CHRIST birthday still go play DOTA! lol...i was saving money haha(always the same excuse)..

went home n watched my brother play Maple(yes he's addicted now!). Went to town to eat afterwards and we went to Candy Empire again woots! I saw their Wonka Bars(the scrumptious fudgemallow delight) - they are damn big!! And there are mini-cheezels!( as in you know the cheezels, they are mini size! kinda like mini-oreos but these cheezels taste damn nice)!

we went to eat Carl's Jr after that again but we tried the new one at Suntec City(it used to be Fish & Co. well anyway its quite interesting that they have established this one cos there is anyone across the road at Marina Square). Anyway, i ate the Western Bacon Cheeseburger and i was struggling to finish. Oh, but you must try to criss-cut fries(fries cut into waffle shapes).They taste better then their normal fries. We also got some beef-chilli-cheese fries and its just damn a lot of fries(placed in a burger container) containing grounded beef, flecks of chilli and globs of cheese..

anyway..i was thinking the same thing i think about every Christmas. What is Christmas without the show a Christmas Carol (refer to July Post to read the full story). I used to love that story every year, how inspiring and it really brings forth the essence of Christmas. I remember years ago when i was kid, we watched it on the telly and it used to be a Muppet's Christmas Carol! My favouritest show of the year at that time. Well, i was thinking about the show when i switched to the hallmark channel and then ta-dah! i couldn't believe it! A Christmas Carol was on!( just started) and staring Kelsey Grammer(he's Fraiser Crane in Frasier). It was damn good! i watched it until 2am..seriously..read the story. Its under the July 2005 posts..

Its Eve!!

Eve! Christmas Eve! wheee...! 24th December, the day of the year!

we had a fantastic Christmas Eve dinner at Conrad Centennial and that place is posh-posh-posh. The food is fantastic!

Let me start off with the appetisers..there is crab meat and corn soup and cream of chicken. On the seafood counter, there are oysters(huge ones with bottles of tobasco sauce and slices of fresh lemons), crabs(huge ones), prawns and other stuff. There is also char siew and sliced duck(chinese peking??) and sushi rolls(all sorts). There is also Mediterrean Salad with lettuce,peppers, beansprout and cherry-tomatoes with plenty of vinegar dressing and Cesar Salad(there is a huge bowl where you can make it yourself). Bread rolls adorn the centre with huge slabs of butter.

Main course includes pan-fried fish, szechuan beef and some other stuff.But the good ones are the roast turkey(with turkey sauce) and roast ham with apple sauce or cranberry sauce. Oh, and they have potatoes with thyme(it ain't very nice).

Well, the deserts are the ones that rock the house. There are fresh fruits like rambutans, longans, watermelon, fat plums(i thought they were over-sized tomatoes), honey-dew and pineapple. There were rows of apples too. There was blueberry cheese cake with fresh blueberries on top, traditional stollen(some nutty chocolatey cake), pandan cake, all sorts of cream cakes and tons of chocolate. There was one that tasted like hershey cookies 'n' cream but it doesn't look like its from herseys. There was apple jelly, sugar pastries and jars of christmas cookies. Plus, they had icecream with a huge range of toppings like chocolate chip, nuts...

Christmas Eve Dinner..wah..shiok..the countdown begins..

Pre-Christmas Panic

wah..the few days before Christmas..really rush to get all the stuff! RUSHED! panic! i realised that i didn't have enough time to get proper ones sry haha.

rush to raffles city, citilink mall (its kinda like a tradition! we always go to Citilink MALL every year and we go there multiple times too!) and suntec city. thank god for willing frens to share the gifts with :). if not, i'll be like woon hee hee..and HO HO HO! The Christmas Spirit is in the air! Shops are nicely decorated.wreaths, hollys, mistletoe, the smell of freshly baked cookies, chocolates and sweets aglore and the warmth of friends and family. Truly, Christmas iiissss thhheee Mooooossst Wunderful Timeee ooofff tthhhheee yyyyeeeaaarrr..

i must admit, i like shopping haha! Especially at Candy Empire at Millenia Walk(its near the Outback Steakhouse)! They got rows upon rows of candy!! More candy then i've ever seen(actually U.S candystores oso got a lot, but well, more in any other spore shops). They got rows of chocolate(ooohhh..all kinds one ok! all types of flavours too! cream centre, nutty, wine and whiskey flavoured, mint, fruitty, raisin-centre..), jelly beans, candy canes, sweets(a huge range!), toffees, cookies, potato chips(those are the high-class potatoes and they come with high-class prices). Plus, they got WONKA BARS! And a wide range of other Wonka Sweets(like Nerds ROPE :) . Its like a kid's fantasy land inside there! Everywhere you look is sweets!

My second favourite store(anywhere) is a bookstore! (kino, borders or times). The sad thing is they don't ahve the latest Foxtrot..hai..oh well..Borders still have loads of retarded books! Like the Odd Book about Sex!! Lol! we were laughing at the disgusting pictures inside(don't worry, its not porn. its just cartoons drawn with loads of outrageous pictures). Kino has more jap-based stuff like anime and manga but they still have plenty of good ol' comics like garfield and peanuts. Times is for the more intellectual reader. Got loads of novels and i think the best ones are at Citilink Mall and Plaza Singapura. Very comfortable atmosphere. I spent like half a day inside the P.S Times before just reading haha!

Christmas is Coming...

Thursday, December 22, 2005

King Kong

i think thats the biggest damn monkey i've ever seen in my life..he is HUGE! and the girl looks absolutely tiny compared to him..and its a long show! like longer than titanic long and most of it is how they found King Kong..

*warning spoiler ahead*

ok, the good stuff is when they got to the mysterious not-found-on-the-map Skull Island. They ship was sorta moored on the rocks and they all sent an advance party to check it out..ok, its namely Jack Black, the girl and a few others. They came to some freaky place with lots of stone carvings and what apparently were tombs. skeletons littered the area(eew) and there were fish that were speared on sticks(and so much for a deserted island! they look fresh enough). And through the mess of darkness, stone and skeletons..a little native girl appears(spooky). She is very dark with very messy hair that covers her face. Jack Black then approaches closely to give her some chocolate and then suddenly, she bites his hand and all hell breaks loose!

there are natives everywhere and they all jump out and threaten the advance party. And sadly, some of the advance members were murdered, like getting speared and getting whacked on the head with a club studded with nails..it seemed the whole party would be cruelly executed but suddenly, the captain of the ship and some sailors storm the area and shoot the native executior and rescue all of them. But there was this old native women that kepy sreeching at the girl and telling her kong...(foreshadowing ok! literary technique)

Natives stormed the marooned ship that night and kidnapped the girl to be sacrificed to the giant ape: KING KONG! and that is the first time we see him. He grabbed the girl and raced off into the jungle. well when the guys found out that she was kidnapped, they all went to rescue her and the ship captain gave them 24 hours to get her back, or they will set sail back home..

..the adventures that the rescue party had were crazy! they saw dinosaurs! unreal! and some of them were either crushed, eaten or both..eeww..and then there was this part. a whole herd of brachiosaurus(big ones with long necks) were running away from raptors and the whole rescue party was caught in the middle so they were trying to run away too and when they reached a sharp bend and some of them were like oh shit and started flapping cause they almost fell off the edge as the bend was so sharp. and the next thing you know, a dinosaur came from behind and nudges him off the cliff! i was laughing my ass off! hahaha! so loser!!

As expected, someone got eaten(its kinda norm that at least one person dies in every disaster they meet). Well in the meantime, King Kong didn't kill the girl(wah he fell in love ley..wah liew). The girl used to work in a theatre so she started prancing around while juggling stones and Kong(lets call him Kong) was so impressed that he stopped being angry! And he then he discovered how amusing it is to keep pushing the girl down when she stands( well how i know..monkeys are weird). After a while, it gets quite sian..and then Kong sorta gives up..and then the horrific happens..the girl startsd to sneak away noooo....and that is where she meets a huge dinosaur! So guess what, she ran into some cave(its more like a centipede's nest and the y have huge centipedes inside that crawl on her back and face..blearghh..)

..and would you know it..she meets Mr T-REX when she runs out of the cave screaming! I know what you're thinking..what the heck are dinosaurs doing inside this show?! And well to get the act short, t-rex(ok, there are 3 of them want to eat the girl) and guess who comes to the rescue but KING KONG wrrrarwr and the most bullshit thing was that he took on all 3 Rexes together and killed them all! like..so bullshit! plus, it looked more like a WWF wrestling match la(but you know, i gota admit its the best scene in the entire movie)..of course Kong gets injured but the injury ain't that serious. And suddenly, the girl falls for him too..(wah..)

..the rescue party encounter the strange environment with the huge mosquitos(yuck) and then..they meet KING KONG himself! well, they meet him on some wooden log and he shakes a few of them down the log into the valley below(splat!) and then he throws the entire log into the valley with the rest of the rescue party on it...

...and then the most disgusting scene happens

*warning* those with a weak disposition don't read any further

they encounter huge bugs(first were grasshopper like creatures) and then spiders(waves of them!) and then all sorts of cockroaches and bugs and scorpions. But the most disgusting thing was inside the swamp. You see, they sorta landed in a marsh and there were bulbous things like huge grey bubbles sticking out. Well, i didn't think much about it until they turned..and they were actually gigantic leeches with huge suction cups! and inside the openings, a huge pink tube comes out(i tink thats the sucker itself with rows of pointed teeth)..and well, one guy gets eaten by these gigantic leeches..damn disgusting! what a horrific mess..

well to cut the long story short, they were rescued by the ship's captain who came to save them and then the rescued the girl and captured Kong(with bottles of chloroform..a powerful anesthetic) and brought him back to the Big Apple(New York) and parades him around as the Eight-wonder of the world! and well, Kong is sad..because the girl he loves is nowhere to be seen and he is mocked and ridiculed..until he can't take it anymore and breaks free and goes on a mad rampage throughout the city

thank goodness he met the girl he loved along the way and then he takes he to the park where the mood is festive and they have a nice reunion. And thats where he discovers ice-skating. He was sliding around on his fat hairy ass on the Park Pond..well, all was peaceful until the army came into the picture and started blasting away at Kong causing him to flee up the Empire State Building(the most famous scene)..

..and there he goes around swatting American fighter aircraft and there he dies( guess he bit too many bullets haha) and falls off the building. Well, the girl is devastated but meets the guy that had been chasing her since Skull Island and they hug..meanwhile, her pet monkey lies on the main road surrounded by truck-loads of reporters..

END

shopping..arrgh..

arrgh...Christmas is coming! and i haven't finished shopping! and if i decided to bake, firstly, no time and secondly, its the last time i'll see u guys! i dun even dare to eat the things i cook..on the other hand, i don't know how anyway hahaha..so much for I WANT TO BE JAMIE OLIVER haha. Anyway, the decos are splendid but i'm still not in the jolly mood yet..hmm...duno why..but shopping is fun(especially when you are going all out to get your OWN present haha)

Christmas is a time for giving..christmas is a time to share..christmas is a time for..erm..oops forgot liao. thats a song we sang as el kids haha..

Christmas is approaching...tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la...

Happy Holidays!!

peng...

after camp i just went home and k.o.ed...slept like a log..bomb drop, who cares..go heaven already haha..

A Jesus Revolution Day3

oops, didn't leave this with the others cos was so tired haha..

day3: WAR!! started with some RED BULL! nothing like a good kick in the *** when you're all sleepy and tired haha..we woke up late(oops* heck lar, we're the LORDS) and rushed down for 5bx. actually we didn't do much, just lazed around the TOWN HALL eating bread.

Service rocks! was so so good, especially when Ken Teo prayed for the com and gave us each some word. It was like a confirmation after so many months of consultation and seeking..thank you God! i will do my best not to doubt again! was so touched that i gota admit that i cried :)..haven't cried for such a very long time and i was surprised i did..and you know what..it felt good! wah, thanks God! really a touching and live-fulfilling word that you told Ken Teo to tell me!!

After service, Tomato Ball! Its like Captain's ball but the ball is a bright red tomato! all plumb and juicy after days of storage in the fridge..and it was damn fun yea pearleen?? hahahaha!!! the tomato hit her right in the face!! arrghya..why nobody take picture! it was hilarious seeing so many people chasing after a crushed up unrecognisable piece of pulp/skin that once belonged to a fat tomato!!

War Games was next and it was bloody hot! got burnt..bleargh..but it was still fun! especially when we hunted in packs!! and the torture..wah, from what i heard..terrible hahaha! especially the new-comers! come come this one never come before! And then the whole pail of water would go flying in his direction..and from what i heard..some people were camping..!! think what ar..counter-strike r?! camp and whack lol! and at first..everyone was PEACEFUL!! hello! its all out WAR!!! teutons..whole clan!! PEACEFUL NATION DUN ATTACK US WE ARE PEACFUL NATION..until we decided that commitee can fight and we can't die muahaha(immortal) and thens uddenly, everybody cheong!! And ganging..well who said War was fair and plenty of BACKSTABBING! and cowpehing hahaha..thank god no one was seriously injured although there were some shaolin warrior monks in the battlefield! who knows where they came from?! all of a sudden there were people wielding sticks and spinning them around wildly!!(eh yuanhao?? haha) well, pretty soon, our jael will have very good ambassadors! all of a sudden, there were alliances! and in fact, someone got bribed! with real cash..dats so -_-'''' hahaha!

ahya too lazy to write la! too much stuff! camp was fantastic! cased closed! hahaha..

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

A Jesus Revolution Day 2

this day rocks! started off with 5bx(5 basic exercises). ok honestly the camp com was too lazy to do any hahaha but we did supervise! Quite sway for the clans doing emperor! They had to carry their eggs around while doing the exercises! jumping jacks, pushups, all included hahahaha. n lo and behold..andrew broke his egg! wahahahaa! he just squated on the floor and stared..at his precious egg hahaha! i heard afterwards that he tried to do too many things at once..tsk tsk..this isn't hero camp..

anyway, after service(another wonderful message)..lesson games first then empire building games! Like all building games, you will need resources. The resources are WOOD, FOOD and STONE!( people always get mixed up) Is my explanations so bad..hmm..

well, the lesson games done by zhou were very interesting. They had a game called fight on and surrender and the key of this is to work together. All the clans have to cooperate and surrender so all can move forward. But if all put fight on, all move back. And if there is mix, those who fight one will move forward while surrender move back. Well, human nature is like this, we are very selfish. So everybody put fight on hahaha and all went back. Got some clever people who suggested all putting surrender and when their command cards came out, all still put FIGHT ON hahahaha...until this crAzy bunch(japanese) willingly sacrificed themselves and surrendered..(so much for banzai and kamikaze and the code of bullshiddo). SO they got left behind while everyone moved foward.

Next game was to make a contraption that could break the fall of two raw eggs placed inside the contraption and thrown from the 2nd floor. And my my, some clans acutally did it! wah so impressed! Especially since zhou was burning the night trying to ensure that his 'model' would work haha! Joy was the best! She had her emperor in her hand(the raw egg) and her clan had just thrown the eggy contraption from the 2nd floor and she was inspecting the damage! and wah so happy! the eggs inside didn't break! but the one in her hand did wahahahaha! i heard another clan found their egg unbroken..was so happy..until they dropped it hahahah!!

Empire Building: Anyway, to gather wood, you have to cross the river..while we pelt you with whatever stuff(ahya sian..only water. wasted lor the place cannot use water bombs hahaha or u all die hahahah). Plus i brought my best friend when i was a kid( a bloody big and powerful super soaker. Its a CPS1000 Toys 'R' Us Model that has been my companion since primary 5? hahaha good stuff ok!) I know when people are getting sprayed from the front, they never watch their backsides..so i went to spray all of them while they were crossing from behind..ahahahahah! so funnnny!! see their shocked reactions.

Food gathering was done by ewen n zhou. Ewen is the more sadistic of the two hahaha! wah, get clans to place a member on them and they have to roll on the ground to bring the member from one side to the next. wah..while getting sprayed and drenched with water(darn it now i think about it, should have at least used syrup haha). Zhou was the more decent. Very smart, he laid out all his resources in neat piles so they look awesome and then commanded the clans to do retarded stuff. I was surprised when i saw a whole flock of people running towards me and shouting..DO YOU WANT ANYTHING?! WE"RE YOUR SLAVE FOR 5Minz! hahaha..heeeh heeeh heeeh(evilgrin*)..i was damn shocked at first..like ya right, who is dat dumb so i ask them to get me water. Then they came back la ahahahah and ask me again, need anything. SO just ask them to be water boys lor ahaha. It was a rather hot day anyway.

Freeze! For stone!! freeze in various poses while we come ka-cheow you haha! wah the poses are simply hilarious!! i remb i ask them to do some tai chi moves and then called FREEZE! And they all got stuck doing high kicks, cool punches and stuff! But the best was Lizhen! wah, she's the best!! I asked them to do bhangra with Lizhen as the tree. So they were all dancing around until FREEZE! then ewen was like:

ewen: hey lizhen, you dun have to freeze
lizhem: (open mouth damn big) huh? really ar...
both of us: ORH HOR!! hahahahahahahha

we laughed so hard..

A Jesus Revolution Day1

4 words. Camp Rocks My Socks..

the camp rocks!! BEst camp ever! God rocks! Camp rocks! Storm Rocks! ken teo rocks! And we rock!! yea!! Camp Com rocks the hardest hahaha!!

It was a fantastic return for all the hours of hard labour we had. Hours of tiring meetings, rushing to buy all the stuff and going through drafts after drafts! we're the Lords of the Island! muahahaha!

I remb the morning..wah, kanna advance party..jia lat...wake up early n rush to church to begin loading all equipment..we fooled around the whole morning, lugging all the heavy stuff up uncle ricky's lorry while playing soccer with a plastic ball all the time hahaha

It was great fun, riding on the lorry..feeling the cool air sweeping pass your face and trying to do all sorts of poses that may make yourself more aerodynamic..(for a moment, everyone pretends to be in formula one)

when we reached there, wah, sian..unloading and the shifting begins. Then..ahya...never buy some very important equipment and so we rushed out to get the stuff..and to buy lunch along the way..chicken rice and char tao kueh..well..last minute..there ain't no Sizzlers around haha..

ta-dah..while we were chowing, the entourage of happy campers have arrived! woots!! CAMP STARTS!!

step1: intro and orientation..wah, the story line is quite cool and teh who's who is unbeleivably funny. Especially the climax:

ris:...and pastor andrew the sage
ps andrew: whats a sage??

It was damn bad, we the camp com was laughing our asses off..then came the intro of the Clan Lords and the award-winning Sudoku puzzle to test your worthiness of our help. And the first clan that completes the puzzle choses their clan lord. I'm in charge of the Huns!! Wrrrawwrrr...hoooga hoooga...haha

Next was banner painting and i was like so impressed! All the groups had very outstanding banners! Simply splendid.

Dinner was packet food arranged by our very own Lord of the Onion Rings Head Ivan haha. wad more can i say..home food sudenly tasted so good..

The service was fantastic! Ken teo is a very talented speaker to the youth and i was very impressed about his message. Seriously good. I like his stories and tales! He had so many and it made his message really interesting..

supper was bread hahahaha! cannot complain..part of the com hahaha...

Monday, December 12, 2005

sunday dec11

christmas is coming..wooo..still trying to get into the Christmas mood haha. They were singing carols during service! after com meeting and all that, i went to dota with ivan and sam. was like 2 on 1 la (*so much for save money haha) after jon left. It was quite fun hahaha, turning them into all sorts of animals, cycloning them, on lothar's edge and walk around haha.

we went to joe's house after that to watch some dvds and we watched DEUCE BIGALOW! EUROPEAN GIGALO! Its both hilarious and disgusting. There is like this super huge women he had to pimp and she wanted to breastfeed him. And there is another that has a hole in her oesophegus. wah, so disgusting la cos she apparently doesn't have much of a voice box and so her voice sounds damn mechanical. freaky. and when she drank the red wine, practically all her contents came shooting out of her hole! bleargh..oh but this is the worse of the lot. There was tis women whose mom was pregnat in Chernobyl (the nuclear accident) and so she was born with every part normal except her nose. It was apparently a man's defining piece( the thing that separates a man frm a women)! And she had it as a NOSE?! yuckkkkk!!! She wore this veil all the time and when she gets excited..toink* the thing would rise! wah so disgusting! but thats not the worse, when she sneeze, wah white fluids would come flying out!! And it splattered a few people in the face! But the best part was that her juice(i shall call it juice la) went flying into some guy's soup! it went like ploop and then he just scouped it up and put the whole thing in his mouth ignorantly!! YUCK!! EEW DISGUSTING GROSS!! There were other defining scenes. Deuce's pimp friend was peeing and there was a cat in the room and the cat suddenly bit his ****! ahahahahahaha, he was screaming and running around tryoing to get it off la hahahaha! bang on the door, walloped it with a hairbrush..damn funny..

Dec10 Saturday

...zzz..was burning the night away doing camp stuff again. It really is tiring but thank god, its all for his glory. Ivan came over to help in the late morning cos i had too much stuff. Plus, he is too free la. Exams over, parents in Cheras, bro in army..whole house only he and his grandma. Good life aparently but he says its damn boring.

well we did a bit of camp stuff haha. A bit. Practically spent the rest of the time playing games and watching online videos. Some of them are super funny la! There is like this video of a group of 'sports' guys doing an a la nike video with supposedly a lot of cool moves. But when it played, i was laughing my ass off. They are like super nerds la! can't juggle and stuff and kicking around BASKETBALLS and getting beaned in the head by the balls over and over again. Damn funnny!

we finally decided to go shopping for camp stuff. First stop, Ikea to buy..get this..some rocks! we paid like $15 bucks worth of rocks for games. LOL! Pastor andrew is so gonna bean us when he gets back from holiday. $15! on a bunch of rocks! well, at least, they got long lifespan hahaha. Had a nice hotdog after that at the little Swedish counter beside Ikea. Its quite good, $1.70 for a coke and a hotdog. Plus the good thing is they let you put your own sauce. Msutard, ketchup and chilli on a sizzling hot hot dog on a warm bun. Simply fantastic. Pity they didn't have any melted cheese on the dog.

we then went to watch Harry Potter. Now i like the rest of the world have finally caught Harry Potter. ivan was like watching it for the 3rd time!! Its an ok show but it would be better if they didn't cut out so many parts. We had some nachos and cheese. Its actually fake oily cheese! Duno what is actually in it. Oh, and the combo costs $6.50, wah ripping us off man and the guy gave me change of $33.50. He then went, oops, and went to get another $10 and when he came back, he had the cheek to look at me and say, count your money, correct not? and jsut before that, he said oops short of $10 and he was now holding the $10 bill in his hand. What a fag!! I was contemplating on screaming out loud, what the hell is wrong with you? are you trying to cheat me?! i want to see your manager!! but i didn't. Is it because i look younger than i am that people do this? hmm...there was one time, i went to watch a nc16 movie and got stopped after i bought the ticket. And i was wearing school u. And the guy was like, hey, r u sure your 16? lemme see your i/c. Then i was like, i'm over 16 and showed him my i/c. Then the other theatre staff checked my card and whispered to him, hey, that guy 18 this year ley! wahliew..

went back home to pia the camp stuff again and it was getting pretty late. There was a liverpool game on and so watched a bit. Well, i fell asleep doing the camp stuff haha, such a tiring day..

9 Dec Friday

ok. i actually spent most of the entire day playing online games. I was playing some adventure game about Lenny from shockwave and his mission is to save Earth. Its a damn retarded game la cos apparently some aliens from space have planted bombs on each of the 9 planets in the solar system and Lenny has to go and deactivate them. Its quite humourously retarded and Lenny has this Australian accent and he has a dog called donga. I gave up on the planet Mercury. Got stuck cos the stupid device wouldn't open and i was too lazy to walk around and find the lever.
I then decided to play the prequel of this Lenny Adventure and this first adventure takes him to the Australian Outback where he has to collect puzzles. It was quite sian, everytime i walk into the arcade,

Lenny would *auto* greet : Hi Dad, how's it going?
Dad: not bad not bad..

wah buay ta han la, same idiotic line over and over again
. Super boring. But i tell u, shockwave has quite a lot of good games. You should try it yourself if you are bored..check dat, super bored.

jon came over to do some camp stuff. wah, the camp is gonna rock amen. So much planning has been involved in this camp and it is super detailed! fantastic!!

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

soccer monday

woke up early and went to class at yck and my throat was somehow feeling quite bad..wad did i do..hmm..i only ate fastfood for the past 2days straight haha. I remember the last time i had a very bad sore throat, inflamed tonsils and all! wah, one of the worse times ever man. Drink water also pain la..i remeber i ate yong tau foo and porridge for every meal for every day for 2 weeks! was starving like crazy but can't help it..so i told myself, must get a balanced meal now..

lunchtime...travelled all the way back to Westmall..and ate fried fish beehoon soup. It was ok only but i did please myself(i ate healthy food at last).

Off to soccer after that and we trained at West Coast Park II and it was a very far walk in from the main road la but from far, the pitch looks superb la! so smooth..and it reminded meof GOAL! when santiago was at NEWCASTLE training pitch. Very nice..until on closer inspection, i saw bare patches! some right in the centre of the pitch! and they were sandy!! wah..man..talk about false advertising..

computer games..

wah, i better stop playing COMPUTER games. really one heckava waste of time! *this includes Dota and maple. Arrgh disgusting maple, when i was just about to quit, my bro suddenly got addicted. wah and after that, they created this new world which apparently has plenty of good stuff..wah, bloody waste of time..and my school work sits on my desk in a dusty pile far away from everything else.

dota is just plain crazy. you'll be surprised(non-dota players) at how emotional the game is. If u get killed, wah, all the linguafranca cantonese chinese hokkien mee all come out. All the kpkb and then you will start plotting your revenge on how to kill that backstabbing bastard who nailed you first..and do u know wads so unbelievable!! PASTA joins us for DOTA ALSO LA! Wah, amazing! simply amazing! He plays DOTA!!(of course he just learn only and so for now, free frag haha) I still can't believe it lar.

Like today..asked if i knew about the camp meeting on thurs and on an end note: Anyone playing DOTa today!! WAH!! ok..so we played today hahahahaha!! we should stop playing man, waste money waste time and waste precious energy that can be spent on other things..

Stayover at Joe's

Woon and I went to stay over at Joel's house after soccer. A bit nuts but yea, middle of the night, we left. Went there and he was MAPLING! WAH! sian..with his online gf..hmm...we ate some leftover pizza and garlic bread(that was a pleasant supper) and then onza! Chicken Little!!

The show is unbelievably funny!! Eh woon, i know ur reading this!
Fact1: Did u know that woon looks almost exactly like chicken little!! numa numa...and the show has this very cool sidekick of Chicken Little: A fish out of water! He goes around in this kinda deep sea diving helmet filled with water. And he is quite cool, can dance and stuff..but alas, i fell asleep while watching it halfway..

...zzzz..i woke up in the middle of the night..freaking cold..i shared the bed with woon that night and he robbed me of the entire comforter blanket!! i was shivering man...and then all of a sudden, his hand comes flying out of nowhere and rests on me! i was like wth!! What the heck are you doing( i know when he reads this, he'll probably kill me but wad the heck hahaha). So i push his hand off and the next thing i know his entire face is right if front of me lar!! WAH!! freaky guy!! The things people do when they are asleep ar...hmm..tsk tsk..roll roll roll. Anw, i had to endure that most of the night until i finally decided to face away from him and face the wall..and all of a sudden, he is so damn close to be lar! wah! freaky freaky freaky!! And where was joe, there he was snug in his OWN comforter on a MATTRESS on THE FLOOR!!

27th Nov Nydc and beyond..

ok i haven't updated for who knows how long! lol! ok, 27th Nov

we actually played DOTA the entire sunday! well almost! play until 7pm la! wah, the bill was crazy. So much for stopping..we then went to eat at N.Y.D.C Orchard. And i tell u, wah, the baked rice...mamma mia, if i eat that everyday r, wah, fairyland..Its called Three Amigos! And its like er..baked rice! with lots of cheese and some meaty hunks inside. The whole thing is baked to a yellow-brown and has some sorta thick cheesy layer! And it has a very creamy cheese base sauce! Wah, shiok ok! Must go and try! Its a chef's recommendation also lar! And if u add plenty of cheese powder, its even better! One heckava cheesy meal!!

ok, then we shared mudpies(which is NOT made of mud). I think its chocolate ice-cream. Anyway, its quite expensive and rather small. But it has loads of chocolate! Loads!! As in chocolate flakes, chocolate icing..chocolate everything..But compared to Coffee Club's mudpie, NYDC's one is much much smaller. But it somehow tastes nicer(is it because of the hefty $10 pricetag)

It blew a huge hole in my pocket after that meal! We then trooped over to HMV to buy movies. They were apparently going to camp out at Sandy's home theatre system(damn nice! freaking big!). They bought the Police Story(some Jackie Chan kungfu stuff) and 40days and nights(a porn flick! lol!!). Then we began a massive hunt for a cabbie to take us to the private theatre! And we couldn't find one! walked all the way to Takashimaya side, the queue r, wah! So long ley! Impatient! So we decided to walk around the other side of Takashimaya, and then, it was all ROADS! NO CAB with the right frame of mind will stop on the main ROAD as the traffic is extremely heavy! Ok, lets walk back..tra la la. We finally went to the Takashimaya taxi stand,the one where u gota go inside that one and started queuing. Thank God we saw this huge van(it was a taxi!! to ferry large numbers) and off we go to the theatre!

ok, there was a whole big group of us lounging around in the theatre(home theatre r, so can do wad we want muahaha!) And we watched the Police Story first. wah, thank god for the subtitles man, if not, wah..i'll just be stoning. The show is rather disturbing. There is this group of extremely rich youngsters whose hobby is to kill police officers. Or at least torture them badly. But like all Jackie Chan shows, got plenty of kungfu, chiobus and the standard: HAPPY ENDING!

The next was the pornflick 40days and nights staring Josh Harnett. Wah, its really like porn la! The storyline was that he made a pact with himself not to have sex for 40days! Wah, and the whole show was mainly about his torrid 40days; and how many were provoking him to break his pact. There was one scene, he was flying through a sea of boobs la! wahlau eh!! Just flying and everywhere below..er, u get the idea..man..wad a show..

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